August 2024 Magazine


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Updated  1st August 2024 

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Dear Friends,

 



Norma

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FAREWELL HILARY

 



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             June Diary Page


Holy Communion service each Sunday at 9.00am (Said BCP service)

 

Sung Eucharist each Sunday at 10.00am  (Common Worship)

 

Holy Communion each Tuesday at 10.00am  (Said BCP service)

 

Evensong (BCP)  each Sunday at 6.30pm apart from the First Sunday in the month when there is Compline at 6.30pm


 There will be NO Bible Study on Monday evenings until further notice

 


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A REMINDER…..

 

What is Festival Teesside?

 


 

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Canon Paul Hardingham considers the similarities between faith and sport.

 

The Euros 24

 


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 The Rev'd Dr Jo White considers church towers.


 Reflecting Faith:  Church Towers.

 

Last month I wrote about the 612 newly built churches in towns around 1818 – 1830 that cost a total of one and a half million pounds, following the huge population move from the countryside to living in towns.


This month I wanted to think about the highest part of the church building – the tower.


This is the aspect that is most recognisable from a distance; the element that almost defines the church building.


Have you ever seen a church building without a tower? Most religions use this same structure on their buildings, so clearly there must be overlapping reasons for this. But there is not just one design even within religions.


The structures of all buildings are dependent on the materials available, the architectural knowledge, the purpose, the fashion of the day as well as the finance available.


Norfolk churches in particular have ‘special’ towers. There are around – pun intended! – 181 round church towers in England of which 126 are in Norfolk. They were built from as early as the ninth century onwards


So what was going on there?

Some argue that because of the flatness of the land these were thought to be more stable; while others think that it was because the materials available locally were small pieces of flint which cannot be easily worked or dressed but when set into mortar can create handsome and stable walls and buildings.

In many parts of the UK flint is used to face the outside of buildings but here they were used to be the foundational element so long as ‘corners’ were not required.


This month:

Have a look at a church tower near you. What shape is it? Perhaps you can get to see inside it? How is it attached to the main body of the building? Is it at one end, central etc?


What is it used for today and what do you think its original purpose was or purposes were?


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By the Revd Peter Crumpler, a Church of England priest in St Albans, Herts,

and a former communications director for the C of E.

 

Chaplains keep faith in football

 


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Canon Paul Hardingham continues a new series which will run until 2025.

 

What’s the Big Idea? – an Introduction to 1 and 2 Kings.

 

1 & 2 Kings is a single literary work telling the history of Israel’s monarchy from the end of David’s reign until the Babylonian exile following the fall of Jerusalem (586 BC). After Solomon’s reign, Israel was divided into two kingdoms: Israel to the north and Judah in the south. In the north 20 rulers reigned over 210 years until the fall of Samaria (722 BC).

In the southern kingdom there were also 20 rulers, spanning a period of 345 years.

This account is not like reading a modern history book. The author views the story through the lens of God’s relationship with His people. The welfare of Israel depended on their leaders’ trust and obedience in God, e.g. Solomon building the Temple, as well as listening to the prophets e.g. Elijah and Elisha. The kings who receive the most attention are those whose disobedience is greatest (e.g. Ahab and Manasseh) or those who truly follow God (eg. Hezekiah and Josiah).

The book ends with exile in Babylon, fulfilling God’s warning of the consequences of disobedience for both kingdoms (cf Dt 28:64–68). However, this doesn’t mean that there is no hope for the future. At the end of the book, Jehoiachin is released from prison in Babylon, and he is given a place of honour (2Ki 25:27-30). The future remains open for God to fulfill His promises to the house of David.

‘We begin to realise that if God’s sovereignty is never cancelled out by the so deeply sin-flawed leaders (‘kings’) in both our culture and our church, we can quite cheerfully exult in God’s sovereignty as it is being exercised in all the circumstantial details of the actual present.’ (E Peterson).

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MIDDLESBROUGH CENTRAL LIBRARY

 


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Tony Horsfall, a retreat leader and author recommends a different type of prayer….

 

Using rest to pray

 


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by the Revd Dr Roger Roberts


Do you struggle with doubt?

 


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4th August – Sithney, the saint who preferred mad dogs to women


You know how some men find some women’s interest in romance and clothes hard to cope with? Well, Sithney (or Sezni) should be the patron saint of all such men.


According to a Breton folk legend, Sithney was a hermit of long ago, minding his own business, when one day God told him that he was going to make him the patron saint of girls. Sithney was horrified. He foresaw a future where thousands of young women were forever plaguing him to find them good husbands and fine clothes… the thought of it appalled him. So Sithney begged God for some other job, something more peaceful, than dealing with young women. “Very well,” said God.  “You can look after mad dogs, instead.”


Sithney replied cheerfully: “I’d rather have mad dogs than women, any day.” And so it was. Since that time, young women have pestered other saints to bring them husbands and fine clothes, while sick and mad dogs have been taken to drink water from the well of St Sezni, patron of Sithney, near Helston in Cornwall.

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Wayward washers

 


 

Edna Reddy

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Forget the lift. Use the stairs

 


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August Crossword

  

Across

1 and 3 Two of the disciples who witnessed the transfiguration of Jesus (Luke 9) (4,3,5)

3              See 1 Across

8              ‘Let us draw — to God with a sincere heart in full assurance of faith’

                (Hebrews 10) (4)

9              O Simon is (anag.) (8)

11           Form of government under the direct rule of God or his agents (10)

14           How Jesus found his disciples when he returned to them after praying in

               Gethsemane (Luke 22) (6)

15           In The Pilgrim’s Progress, the name of the meadow into which Christian strayed,

              which led to Doubting Castle (2-4)

17           Glad sin rat (anag.) (10)

20           Spinal column (Leviticus 3) (8)

21           Valley of the Balsam Tree with a reputation of being a waterless place

               (Psalm 84) (4)

22           ‘The oracle of Balaam son of Beor, the oracle of one — — sees clearly’

               (Numbers 24) (5,3)

23           Adam and Eve’s third son (Genesis 4) (4)

 

 

Down

1              David’s great friend (1 Samuel 20) (8)

2              ‘The Lord... will bring me safely to his — kingdom’ (2 Timothy 4) (8)

4              ‘I, Daniel, mourned for three weeks. I ate no choice food; — — or wine touched my lips’  (Daniel 10) (2,4)

5              Seeking to vindicate (Job 32) (10)

6              Female servant (Isaiah 24) (4)

7              ‘For Christ died for — once for all’ (1 Peter 3) (4)

10           ‘Offering spiritual sacrifices — to God through Jesus Christ’ (1 Peter 2) (10)

12           Jesus said that some people had renounced this ‘because of the kingdom of heaven’ (Matthew 19) (8)

13           One of the three men thrown into the furnace  (Daniel 3) (8)

16           ‘You have — of good things laid up for many years.’  (Luke 12) (6)

18           ‘There before me was a white horse! Its rider held — — , and he was given a crown’ (Revelation 6) (1,3)

19           Equipment to Charity Hospitals Overseas (1,1,1,1)



July Answers


ACROSS: 1, Sabbatical. 7, Opinion. 8, Laing. 10, Olga. 11, Galilean. 13, Sardis. 15, Severe. 17, Adultery. 18, Flea. 21, Swazi. 22, Acetate. 23, Revelation.

 

DOWN: 1, Sling. 2, Brim. 3, Annual. 4, Ill-timed. 5, Abilene. 6, Colossians. 9, Gennesaret. 12, Diatribe. 14, Roulade. 16, Errata. 19, Learn. 20, Levi.


 

Winners   Peter Warren

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      June Anagrams

 

GEOMETRICAL SHAPES

Rearrange these letters to form the names of 10 geometrical shapes. Each answer consists of one word only. 

 

 

 

1.     GILT RANE    2.     GOAT PENN    3.     GREAT CLEN    4.     MY DRAIP    5.     MORAL PEAR GALL    6.     DRINCELY

 

7.     PRUIT MAZE    8.     A REAL RAD QUILT    9.     LICE CRIMES    10.   OX NEAGH


Compiled by Peter Warren


           May  Anagram Answers      

CASTLES:


 

1.     RICHMOND    2.     SCARBOROUGH    3.     MIDDLEHAM    4.     CONISBROUGH    5.     ALNWICK    6.     AUCKLAND    7.     LINDISFARNE

 

8.     CHILLINGHAM    9.     DUNSTANBURGH    10.   PONTEFRACT     11.   HELMSLEY 


Winner   Wyn Hirst


 Send your answers with your name to  the editors. 

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Sudoku




May Answer


Winner   



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Contacting an old friend can be nerve-wracking

 

    

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Would you recognise your GP?

 


 

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Lester Amann considers the work of King Hezekiah

 

Tunnels

 


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Chicken Chorizo and Rice


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The RSPCA celebrates 200 years

 


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Editor:     The Revd Dr Gary Bowness continues his tongue-in-cheek letters from ‘Uncle Eustace’…

 

The Rectory

St James the Least of All


My dear Nephew Darren


Well, at least you tried. Filling in for another colleague who was away on holiday was kind of you; that it was somewhere with a high church tradition was adventurous of you. But just because something is worth doing, must you do it to such excess?


I can remember the first time I saw you having to use incense; you held the thurible as though you had just been presented with a dead rat. This time, however, I am told that you heated so much charcoal that the congregation thought you were going to hold a barbecue rather than burn incense.


The church warden was impressed with how quickly everyone knelt down, as you went by.  If it was in more of an effort to stay clear of your thurible than to pray; well never mind, at least they were on their knees. And I am entirely on your side; you were not to know that their new fire protection system included automatic sprinklers, activated when too much smoke is detected. I am sure most of them would have dried out by Evensong.


You told me that you had not been sure what to do with the thurible when you reached the front. But swinging it so enthusiastically that the chain broke and catapulted several pounds weight of red-hot brass through one of their stained glass windows was really not the best solution. Never mind. I am sure the insurance company will be sympathetic.


But surely you knew that smells also implies bells? So why the panic when the server rang the bells in your ear beside the altar? To have promptly dropped the chalice and shouted, ‘fire!’ was surely something of an over-reaction? Especially as it meant that the verger re-started the sprinkler system. I am told that several in the congregation left church looking as if they had taken part in a mass baptism, involving full immersion whilst fully clothed.


I am told that you actually even wore full robes, rather than your customary T-shirt and jeans. Just one tip: should you ever wear them again, you might wish to wear the chasuble right side out. But that is a small point compared to the ‘hat’, as you called it. My dear nephew, wherever did you get it from? That is only worn by a bishop – and even then, the two tabs hang at the back, not over your face.


I am told that some of the congregation feared that in some frightful ‘fresh expression’ of episcopal rule, you had suddenly been handed control of the diocese. With the Church of England in its present woeful state, I suppose anything is possible.


Your loving uncle,

 

Eustace

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This is a rubbish campaign

Our world has an urgent rubbish problem. But Christians are uniting to take global action.

 

So says the charity Tearfund, as it launches a campaign to highlight the threat of the growing mountains of plastic pollution.

 

“Two billion people have no safe way to dispose of rubbish, and it’s people in poverty who are suffering the worst impacts of this rubbish problem,” says the charity. “They are forced to live and work among piles of waste, which is making them sick, releasing toxic fumes, flooding communities and causing up to a million deaths each year.

 

“But Jesus told His followers that even the smallest amount of faith can move mountains. So, we are asking you to put your faith into action and join us in demanding an end to plastic pollution.”

 

And just now there is a “once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to do just that,” explains Tearfund.

 

“During 2023 and now 2024, nearly 150 governments have been meeting to develop the External link opens in new tab or windowfirst-ever global treaty on plastic pollution. But it’s not a done deal. Please add your voice to demand an end to plastic pollution and its harmful impact on people living in poverty.”

 

If you would like to know more and consider signing the petition, go to:

 

External link opens in new tab or windowhttps://www.tearfund.org/campaigns/rubbish-campaign

 

Tearfund is part of the Renew Our World and #BreakFreeFromPlastics coalitions.


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by Tim Lenton

 

The D-Day Normandy Landings

 


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by Tim Lenton

 

The disappearance of George Mallory on Everest

 


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Do you forget where your keys or wallet are?

 



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by Tim Lenton 

George Orwell of Nineteen Eighty-Four

 


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Watching birds is positively good for you

 


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By the Revd Peter Crumpler, a Church of England priest in St Albans, Herts, and a former communications director for the C of E.

 

The wonderful world of Ladybird Books…

 


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Smile Lines








Game rules

During the local football game, the coach asked one of his young players: “Do you understand what cooperation is?” The little boy nodded yes. “Do you understand that what matters is winning together as a team?” The little boy nodded yes. “Okay,” the coach continued, “do you also understand that when the referee makes a decision, you don’t argue or curse or threaten to attack him, right?” Again, the boy nodded vigorously. “Good,” said the coach. “Now go over there and explain all that to your mother.”

Could have been worse

A very long train with two engines was making its way across America. While crossing the Western mountains, one of the engines broke down. Slowly, the train chugged on. Further along, the other engine broke down, and the train shuddered to a halt in the middle of nowhere. Not to be discouraged, the train driver announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for a couple of days until the additional engines arrive. The good news is that we are not making this announcement on a plane.”

True Story

A vicar entered a Christian bookshop to buy a popular book title.  “Do you have ‘Time to Embrace’ please?” he asked. The astonished elderly lady assistant responded by slapping him across the face.

Belonging

A vicar tells the true story of how, when he was a curate, the rector of a nearby parish used to like not only to attend all the parish groups, but also to identify himself with them by belonging to them, so that he could address them as “We Scouts”, “We Rotarians,” etc.  One day he went too far and began: “We mothers…”

Sounds off

A minister was complaining about the noise of traffic in the town. He told the Town Council: “Sometimes when we have something on in church, all hell is let loose.”

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Grave warning

Road sign outside the gates of a cemetery:

Drive carefully. We don’t mind waiting for you.

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True Story

My father had a medical condition that meant regular visits to hospital. The local funeral director was a good family friend,  and had been very helpful giving dad lifts to and from the hospital.

On one occasion, a few hours before he was due to come home, the ward sister approached my father with a grin. “Your wife is on the phone,” she said. “She wants to know what time you would like the undertaker to collect you?”

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Fearless in the line of fire

A six-year-old girl was taken by her grannie to a very ‘high’ Anglican church.  Afterwards she tried to explain to her father what it had been like. “They tried to run us out – they brought in a smoke bomb and shook it at all the people in the front row. But grannie wasn’t scared one bit. We stayed until the very end.”

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No peace

Some years ago, a parish newsletter in a Surrey village announced: “Prayers for peace this month have been cancelled, because of the new vicar coming to St Christopher’s.”

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Move it

A South London clergyman who was appointed to another living received a letter from a firm of furniture removers.  It assured him: “Dear Sir, we would like to remove you. In the last year we have removed 40 South London clergymen, to the entire satisfaction of all concerned.”

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Yum yum

A notice outside Chichester Cathedral advertised lunchtime concerts with the encouragement that: “Sandwiches may be eaten.” Someone had scribbled underneath: “So if you are a sandwich, don’t come!”

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Miscellaneous observations on life

Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.

On TV, people can flip a whole house in a month. Meanwhile, I’ve been ‘getting ready to vacuum’ for a week now.

We’ve got stained glass windows in our house. Stupid pigeons.

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